10 Signs You’re A Movie Superhero
7. You Are Stinking Rich
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Shop in ASDA or collect coupons? If so, it's fairly unlikely you are or will ever be a superhero. Come on guys, superheroes have to be aspirational figures that we the viewing public should look up to... We don't want to see any single mother superheroes who are raising their children whilst supporting them financially, or any gay teenager superhero who is struggling to exist in a hate filled school environment whilst saving the very people who pick on him everyday. Those kind of people suck... apparently? In case you didn't get it, I was being sarcastic. People love rich people and all want to be them. We all respect rich people so much, especially those with humongous egos who sleep with countless women and never call them back and spend all their money on pointless luxurious cars whilst spending most of their day flying around in super cool multi-million dollar metal body suits. Also, let us not forget that rich people deserve more of our sympathy than poor people. There may be thousands of orphaned poor children dying of diseases and starvation in third world countries... but Bruce Wayne's parents died when he was younger and he's all alone in his ridiculous mansion with only his piles and piles of money, super hot women and butlers who will do whatever you want them to to keep him company. If you are not rich... you are certainly neither aspirational or super my friend.