10 Signs You’re A Movie Superhero

By Daniel Bowen /

6. You Have A Thing For Tight Clothing

Superheroes are so cool and super masculine and every "real man" really really wants to be one. There is nothing even slightly camp about them, OK? Stop accusing Batman and Robin of being lovers... they couldn't be more macho right? Sound familiar. Many ignorant teenage boys and many many ignorant grown human beings love superhero films but you even mention or suggest a chick flick to them and they'd practically be sick at the whole idea of it. Their macho status is very very important to them, and anything even slightly effeminate, camp or gay disgusts them. Better get back to watching all your WWE and hunky men running around in superhero costumes then. Bad news if you are one of these men and don't either have a thing for fashion or enjoy wearing super tight costumes that leave very little to the imagination. Deny it all you like, but you are much more likely to be a superhero if you are a transvestite or love to play dress up. Sorry if I burst your bubble.