The Pitch: Bumbling mall cop Paul Blart (Kevin James) is back, heading to a Security Guard Expo in Las Vegas with his daughter, only to find himself battling a gang of shady art thieves. Why It Could Score 0%: Because the original movie was already treading thin ice with its premise and managed to score a relatively generous 33%. The law of diminishing returns will surely be in full effect here, and as likeable as Kevin James can be, there's only so many times people (especially critics) can watch a fat guy fall over and find it funny. Even with its flashy Vegas setting, it's ludicrous that the budget is close to double that of the original ($46 million compared to $26 million), which will likely lead to a bloated and even more irritating effort than the first time. Short of some surprise scene-stealing cameos, there's little reason to have any faith in this being any good. Release Date: April 17th (US & UK)