The Moment: Ray (Dwayne Johnson) and his estranged wife Emma (Carla Gugino) tandem jump out of a crashing plane and land in a baseball stadium, at which point Ray lets out the cheeky quip, "It's been a long time since I got you to second base!" Why It's Stupid: Here's a moment that's unquestionably idiotic, but also outrageously funny, though only an actor as charismatic and charming as The Rock could get away with saying it. Look, San Andreas is a cheeseball B-movie through and through, and the filmmakers seem fairly aware of this fact, especially considering the inclusion of howlingly so-bad-they're-good one-liners like this. It's dumb as a box of rocks, but admit it, you snorted like a hyena huffing laughing gas at the dentist. It's all about the delivery, and Johnson killed it.