20 Problems Only Cinema Workers Will Understand

By KJ Lewis / May 25, 2017

16. Spoilers

There are a few ways of avoiding spoilers whilst working at a cinema.

One is to never perform a screen check and the other is to put your fingers in your ears and shout €™blah, blah, blah€™ when a regular decides to tell you that Ryan Gosling dies at the end, on his way out. Considering we€™d like to keep our jobs, there€™s slim chance of either of those things happening.

The other is passing a porthole in the projection booth and looking into an auditorium at the precise moment a main character takes a knife to the gut.