20 Problems Only Cinema Workers Will Understand

By KJ Lewis / May 25, 2017

15. €œWhy Would I Lie About My Age?€

This is a tough question, but we€™ll give it a go.

Whether or not you€™re mature enough to handle 22 Jump Street and the d*ck jokes that come with it, is really not our problem. Our problem is with Trading Standards, losing our license and ultimately the job that pays just enough to explain that to you calmly.

Adding "But it's my birthday" doesn't really change things either. Listen, it isn't personal little buddy - until you throw a large Pepsi at an unsuspecting usher and bolt for the door, then sh*t gets real.