5. I Know We've Got A Plethora Of Single, Beautiful Women, But Youre Marrying Helga!
If youre looking to live in one of the older RPGs then you can kiss procreating goodbye; everyones either married, crazy, not interested or a goblin in drag. Its not until we look at some of the newer RPGs do romance options even appear and even then the games hero is going to get first choice. Even if you are lucky enough to be the games hero and are followed by a retinue of beautiful women (or men) hardly any of them will be available and as soon as you start talking about the birds and the bees theyll stare at you intently you before asking you if theres anything else mlord.