12. SOs Naming Characters After You, But Not Cool Ones
Haha, oh my God, babe! Guess what? What? You know that game Ive been playing? Dragons Dogma? Sure? Well, I named my wench after you and now you follow me around and do whatever I tell you. Great No, whats even better is that when Im not playing, other players can use you. So theres a little you out there getting everyones s*** for them! Isnt that hilarious? No. Not funny. Not even a little bit. Thats like telling us you wrote a song for us, but it was all about the way our breath smells in the morning. Like, its a little cute, but its more degrading than anything. If you want us in your lives, then stop spending so much time gaming.