8 Emotional Video Game Deaths (We Couldn't Help Laughing At)

8. Cole Phelps (LA Noire)

Cole Phelps is such a t*t.

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I mean, I love him, but the man is absolutely unhinged, and always about two seconds away from accusing some poor fool of being a sex offender.

Still, despite his, er, eccentricities LA Noire used its runtime to get you behind the troubled LAPD detective. Sure, he had his issues, but his heart was ultimately in the right place, and you wanted to see him snuff out the corruption that was rife throughout the city's biggest institutions - especially when that idealism gets him publicly disgraced and demoted to a desk where he can't cause any trouble.

In the final missions Cole attempts to redeem himself for his past sins and pave the way for a better future, ultimately finding himself in a sewer shootout with a bunch of other do-gooders. With the water rising though and coming in fast, the gang have to escape and, wanting to finally be the courageous one, Cole makes sure everyone gets out in one piece.

Ultimately he realises he's not going to be so lucky, and after a curt goodbye, is swept away by the current.

On paper, this ending should work, but in the moment it's completely jarring. It's an odd, dissatisfying way for the hero to go out, and the awkward suddenness of the drowning leaves viewers tittering out of disbelief.

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