8 Video Game Characters You Should Never Fall In Love With

8. Far Cry 3 - Citra

So let's face facts, the Citra ending from Far Cry 3 is just plain....weird.

Actually, it's not even weird, so much that it's, what's the word I'm looking for? Oh, that's right absolute hot garbage.

I'm sorry to those kinky freaks who enjoyed the whole "now that's not what I meant by double penetration" ending, but aside from its immediate shock value, it's a really poor way to close out this otherwise brilliant game. Just think about the choices that lead you to this ending, as not only do you have to actively betray all your friends, you straight up murder your girlfriend who was the driving force behind your quest in the first place. I swear the devs put this ending in as a joke at the player's expense, to show them that falling in love, or at least lust, with Citra was always going to be a bad call.

I mean what does it say about the player themselves that they were willing to drop a long committed relationship in the most final of ways, just to have a momentary bit of bliss with someone you've just met. I know that Citra was gassing you up a lot with talk of being the Chosen One but come on man, learn some self-restraint.