Ranking Every Dead Rising Psychopath From Worst To Best

14. The Convicts

Starting at the bottom of the barrel, it's the damn convicts.

So inconsequential to the events of the game, they don't even get named or individual health bars as you fight them. Hell, even fighting them is more of an optional challenge than a side mission, just for the benefit of not being shot every time you venture outside.

That's the reason I've referred to them as the "damn convicts", the sheer annoyance of them cruising around the outdoor area of the Willamette mall in their machine gun-toting jeep.

So, why are they here, then?

Well, I suppose they do technically qualify as psychopaths. They're driving about, indiscriminately shooting zombie and survivor alike, which seems like pretty mental behaviour to me.

However, there is a silver lining to killing them. Well, besides the joy of killing them, I mean.

It makes for much safer passage to escort survivors when you're not being shot at and/or run over by the buggers.

Admittedly you can just wait them out until the military show up, but it's honestly better to suck it up and take them out at the earliest convenience.