TYOA: 8 Gaming Dialogue Choices That BETRAYED You

3. Basically Everything - NBA 2K

The NBA 2K franchise is infamous for the borderline schizophrenic dialogue options in its MyCareer modes, where even accepting how shallow and simplistic they tend to be, it isn't always easy to guess which choice is which.

The series generally boils responses down to a binary of "humble" and "arrogant a**hole," but these options are never shown in the same order.

Furthermore, they're often ambiguous enough that it's hilariously easy to attempt an earnest response only to make the most bawdy, pig-headed, braggadocious comment to reporters.

Across installments the series has varied things up with its dialogue choices but the utter lack of consistent logic to any of it has remained, well, consistent in its own braindead way. 

Couple this with some of the utterly shambolic voice acting on offer - especially in NBA 2K15 - and it does at least offer up some gut-busting unintentional hilarity.