4. "Cut My Wife Into Pieces...This Is My Last Divorce" - Last Resort (Papa Roach)
Actual Lyrics: "Cut my life into pieces...this is my last resort." Back in 2000, nu metal band Papa Roach struck a hit with their debut single, Last Resort. The aggressive tune can easily be shifted around and turned into a fantasy anthem for wronged husbands who're fed up with their spouses. Just don't act out the misheard lyrics in the chorus. That would be very, very bad.