3. "Wrapped Up Like A Douche, Another Rubber In The Night" - Blinded By The Light (Manfred Mann's Earth Band)
Actual Lyrics: "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night." We can't help but feel like Bruce Springsteen was pranking everyone with The Boss-penned tune Blinded By The Light was made famous by Manfred Mann's Earth Band. It doesn't help that the actual lyrics to the song make less sense than if it actually were an ode to products used on human genitalia.