He's got a razor out - and he's shaving all your arm hair off. You didn't know arm hair shaving was on the agenda. You didn't even know you HAD that much arm hair. He must realise you're panicking because he stops for a moment and asks if you really are ready. Yes, you say again, I am so so ready. Never have I ever been more ready. Inside you're wondering if the hair will grow back - and if it does, will it be long and black like a Canadian bear, and will it cover up your new tattoo? How will anyone see it if it's sprouting hair all over the show?