While it's always good to be yourself on first dates maybe it's best not to reveal how many children you want and what their names are going to be; apparently this can freak people out. Just talk about the casual things at first and leave the heavy - and the unhinged - stuff to when you're actually heavily pregnant and in a committed relationship together. And they're trapped forever. But lets face it, if neither of these are up your street you could join in the latest craze of purchasing a chocolate anus. Or if youre really adventurous, get a cast of your own anus and give that special someone your amazing gift. Because if they don't respond to that, you probably don't want to be with them anyway.