2. People Only Shopping There Because Waitrose Is Shut
It's a strange sight, seeing a middle-aged, well-dressed woman awkwardly stumbling around the aisles of Tesco, trying not to brush past any of the muck who typically shop there and wondering where the Champagne-flavoured pork pies are. Immediately, it becomes clear that this lady isn't acclimatised to the depraved depths of shopping in Tesco, and is only there because Waitrose staff went on strike, presumably because somebody left the gold-plated toilet seat up in the staff rest rooms. In Tesco, they're called "bogs", and that's exactly where staff feel like going - to throw up - after witnessing this tragic toff. They never miss an opportunity to remind people that they're only there because they have no other option, like common poor people.