11. Let's Face It... Lots And Lots Of Masturbation!
It's undeniable - and a little bit sad - that this is literally the first thing that a guy thinks of when he knows he going to be alone. For most guys, the old five-knuckle-shuffle isn't just a hobby - it's a necessity. Even when in a house full of people he'll find the time to steal a cheeky five minutes to himself. The only difference about being alone is that he can take a luxurious approach to things. That means watching porn on full volume for maximum effect, doors open to stop the air from getting stagnant, and the ability to moan and shout any expletives to his little heart's content.