20 Problems Only People From Newcastle Will Understand
3. Not Being Able To Feel Christmasy Until You've Been To Fenwick's Window
Undoubtably the biggest heart-strain of any Geordies who have flown their nest is the underwhelming run up to December 25th, as the slow realisation that they won't get to see a robotic Red Riding Hood twirling on some fake snow to creepy music sinks in.
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