20 Problems Only People From Newcastle Will Understand
16. Keeping A Straight Face When Someone Calls Messi "The Greatest Player Ever"
Oh he goes on mazy runs does he? Scores loads of goals does he? Sets up all his teammates does he? Makes you just watch in awe at his control and skill? Really nice bloke? Dead humble? Down to earth? All the kids copying him on the playground? Bet he still wears Peter Beardsley pyjamas.
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