7. Feeling Really Young When The Cruise Ships Come In
Doesn't sound like a problem, does it? Try getting around town with gaggles of cardigans shuffling in dazed clumps, getting underfoot like windswept carrier bags in the shape of people. If you're heading anywhere near M&S or John Lewis, forget it. They have tea to drink and biscuits to gum, and things were so much better when they were young.