20 Problems Only People From Southampton Will Understand

By Jack Morrell /

6. Trying To Keep Track Of Where The Nightlife Has Gone

Every few years, the popular bars and clubs seem to shunt to a different location in town, like rowdy p*ssheads being moved on by the police. That could, of course, be because the punters were all rowdy p*ssheads who were moved on by the police. Back in the day Ocean Village was the place to be. Then it was Above Bar Street, then Leisure World. Is it still London Road and Bedford Place? Who knows. I'm out of touch.