Universal PicturesAfter almost a year of frankly ridiculous club deals, university students tend to have grown accustomed to the luxury of intoxicating substances costing less than a cup of coffee. This means that it's something of a surprise when you walk into your local pub in the summer and find that pints of lager are capable of costing more than a couple of quid. Matters immediately become worse when any sort of spirit gets involved. It turns out that most bars don't serve a dirt-poor "house" alternative to the big brand names. In many ways, it's best to be teetotal for the summer and wait until the deals kick off again.