20 Things Only Bartenders Will Understand

By Brydie Lee Kennedy /

11. Playlist Wars

You know it's unreasonable but you've started ranking your coworkers according to their music taste. You're sure Ben's a really nice guy on his off-days but you just don't think it's reasonable for a 25 year old man to play Linkin Park in a public space in the middle of the afternoon. As much as you all disagree on the varying levels of Beyonce required to get through a shift, at least it's not as bad as the Friday night DJ. You can all unite in your hatred of him and his tendency to call your customers "birds and geezers".