When you got the job, getting a free meal with your shift seemed like the greatest scam of all time. Did other people know about this? Why isn't everyone working in a pub? You now realise that it's mainly just an excuse to stop you taking a proper break because you never actually leave the pub. Also, you can't believe you're thinking this but...is it possible there's such a thing as too many burgers? Your childhood self would kill you but you would really prefer a salad at this point.