13. I Literally Just Met You, Please Dont Call Me A Thief
Scouser, eh? Hide your wallets! Ha. F***ing. Ha. We're usually not offended by the old stereotype as much as we're bored to tears of hearing it. But for some reason, certain people assume we find the label whimsically hilarious and perfectly acceptable as an ice breaker. Its not. You are being a bell-end.