By Sam Heard /
30. The Person Responsible For This Board
... to see if their iPod's collection was as awesome as they claimed.
29. Marcelo
... to persuade him to stop beating himself up about that own goal.
28. The Prankster Who Found This Funny
... to tell them that arachnophobia is a struggle many of us go through and is no joke.
27. The Pioneer Who Invented This
... to congratulate him on such a phenomenal invention to appease the sleep-deprived masses. We're a'coming Orwell!
26. Real Life Ned Flanders
... so we can give him a "hi-diddily-ho".
25. This Hopeless Bar-B-Que-Er
... to teach them some much needed spatula skills.
24. The Mountain
... because he has a tender side.
23. The People Who Baked This
... to ask them for a slice.
22. Robert Downey Jr
... for letting a big fan meet the real Iron Man.
21. The Owner Of This Tattoo
... to tell them that they are the biggest Lord of the Rings fan we know, though we hope their arm doesn't open up when we say 'friend'.