... to ask him why on earth he sold this mind-blowing collection.
19. These Bench-ers
... so we can advise him to amend his technique so his left arm doesn't resemble Arnie's while his right remain's like Milhouse's. ... and tell her that she's a beast.
18. The Owner Of This Groundbreaking Invention
... to ask if he'd be open to sharing it after he's done with his über-pillow.
17. The Pizza Boy Who Delivered This Mess
... to witness his gall, audacity and daring in the flesh. Such contempt for the customer requires a daring delivery driver.
16. Scott Steiner And His Buddy
... to thank them for confirming to the many naive fans living in ignorance that wrestling most definitely is not real.
15. This Unorthodox Beach-Goer
... to see if they're real.
14. This Ingenious Fan
... to convince him to come and use his 'tactics' against England's next World Cup opponent.
13. This Hero
... to congratulate him for saving the puppies before his drawer-full of cash.
12. The Person Behind This
... to give them a pat on the back for teaching us the benefits of adding iced coffee cubes to milk.
11. The Epic Meal Time Gang
... to let them show us why everything is better with Jack Daniels and bacon in person.