The world's worst pundit (watch him try and pronounce even slightly complex foreign names) has made some poor decisions in his career - like signing for Middlesbrough - but none were quite as off-putting as his decision to go with the handle-bar motif for his Movember design. Looking like Gerard Depardieu in a bad cowboy movie, the former Portsmouth man was clearly wearing the 'tache with at least some irony - or at least you'd have to hope so - but it's hard to accept self-awareness in the circumstances.