Football Features

The arrivals that made about as much sense as a Mike Ashley TV interview.

The Red Devils have had a treacherous time with transfer business ever since the Scotsman left.

Infamous fakers, play-actors and downright dirty simulators.

Long before Arjen Robben, the FIFA World Cup was full of charlatans and opportunists.

Imagine a world where Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi played in the same team...

Over-paid and under-delivering.

If in doubt, blame it on Mick Jagger.

Never EVER buy a striker on deadline day.

The famous - and indeed infamous - men between the sticks at the Bridge.

Just please don't let Efe Ambrose feature!