Four Ballon d'Or wins in four years, 86 goals in 2012 - a record for most set in a calendar year - and a trophy cabinet brimming with everything that is worth winning in professional football. Is there anything this man can't do? Well... Yes, actually. Even the world's greatest player can find it difficult to find the net from 12 yards out, as this video proves as he casually strolls toward the ball and fails to put any sort of power or pace on the kick before watching on in dismay as his effort is saved.