There are so many reasons to hate UFC veteran Kenny Florian's nickname. For starters, it is so disgracefully lazy that he simply shouldn't have bothered. He also sounds like a struggling 90s hip-hop artist, or an awkward, illegitimate lovechild fresh from Flo Rida's loins. Despite such a dumb stage name, Florian is still one of the most prominent figures in the sport, serving as a leading pundit on UFC on FOX, an analyst for UFC Fight Night and even a presenter on Fight Pass' great weekly news bulletin UFC Now. Across his 20 professional Octagon appearances, "KenFlo" managed a 14-6 record, with 3 knockout wins and 9 successful submissions.