16. Winning A French League And Cup Double With Lille... And Then Precisely Nothing With Newcastle
Cabaye's last season at boyhood club Lille in 2010-11 saw him pick up the first two trophies of his career - the Ligue 1 title and the French Cup. However, that summer Cabaye decided to up sticks and move to the North-East of England once Newcastle met his buyout clause - and on Tyneside he managed to win precisely nothing. Little wonder he was soon looking for pastures new...