Marouane Fellaini must have given Benoit Assou-Ekotto a call one afternoon and said: "Benoit, lets have a competition to see which one of us looks most like the Hair Bear from the Hair Bear Bunch". The Belgian's towering afro is certainly difficult to ignore, as is Fellaini, who has spent a lot of his time on the substitutes' bench since making his big-money move to Manchester United last summer. If his move doesn't work out, at least he'll always have his hair...