Where on earth do we start with Tino... In 2008 Asprilla was arrested for allegedly firing a machine-gun at security forces near his farm in Colombia. He was subsequently placed under house arrest on charges of weapons possession and criminal damage. This wouldn't stop the Barcelona hat trick hero from appearing on many Columbian reality shows, before he decided to attend a series of Newcastle games including The Magpies' visit to the Stadium of Light in January 2011 where he was spotted in the away end sporting a Newcastle scarf. This started rumours that he was about to return to the club in a coaching role, importing talented youngsters from Columbia to Newcastle's academy. Unfortunately, these rumours never came true. Tino has also been linked with many drugs, prostitutes, and a porn career since hanging up his boots and currently has his own brand on condoms. He also made the news late last year when he stopped pilots leaving their cockpit after the series of crashes that had happened. He truly is one of a kind... https://youtu.be/3E0wO1zrgK4?t=5s