Chris' Winner: Facundo Ferreyra. He has racked up precisely zero first-team appearances since signing on loan from Shakhtar Donetsk last summer - and the Argentine will return to Ukraine having never played for Newcastle. Signed on the advice of captain Fabricio Coloccini, it's still yet to be fully determined whether or not he actually exists... Ross' Winner:Shane Ferguson. The winger moved to Rangers on loan alongside four of his teammates in January, but he hasn't featured even once. He hasn't been seen in a black-and-white shirt for two seasons either, so we're wondering where he's gotten to...