Chris' Winner: Yoan Gouffran. An award for the person who mentally disappointed on their holidays the earlier. Gouffran has been named on teamsheets all season, and has made 28 Premier League appearances in all this campaign, but I can't remember him doing something productive - or actually noticing him on the pitch for that matter - since he scored during the victory over Hull City on January 31st... Ross' Winner: Everyone. From the board, through to the management and the players, everyone went on holiday once Alan Pardew left at the turn of the year. They will return to pre-season in July having had a nice six-month holiday...