The Premier League's 10 Worst Ever Strikers

9. Marco Boogers

Rating: £250,000

West Ham United's Boogers disappeared for a while but was eventually found cowering in a mobile home on a Dutch caravan park after a shocking tackle on Gary Neville had the national media hounding him.

After denying he was mental, Boogers managed three more appearances for The Hammers and failed to score. West Ham were forced to buy Iain Dowie of all people as a replacement, that's how bad he was.