World Football's 12 Most Famous Insults

By Jonny Shafto /

1. Diego Maradona Versus Humanity

Diego Maradona is not one to shy away from making clear his opinions.

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His wealth of opinions.

His never ending wealth of insulting opinions.

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On Pele;

€œPele should go back to the museum€

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€œI haven€™t seen him in a supermarket - I don€™t know what he does. Usually, when you see him these days, it€™s only at award ceremonies next to the President of Fifa and looking like a doll that€™s being moved by remote control€.

€œThey need to change the medicine they are giving to the idiot"

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On his own children;

€œMy legitimate kids are Dalma and Giannina. The rest are a product of my money and mistakes"

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On the United States Of America;

"I hate everything that comes from the United States. I hate it with all my strength."

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And on people who doubted his Argentina side's ability to qualify for the 2010 World Cup; "To those who did not believe: now suck my **** - I'm sorry ladies for my words - and keep sucking on it. I am either white or black - I will never be grey in my life. You treated me as you did. Now keep on sucking *****. I am grateful to my players and to the Argentinian people. I thank no one but them. The rest, keep on sucking *****." We wouldn't have him any other way though, would we? Which other insults belong on this list? Share your favourites below in the comments thread.