Tired of your dog being... a dog? Then Alpha Chow is for you. This one is another straightforward infomercial but with a twist akin to Captain America meets The Fly. Meets camp. Male stripper thong level camp. And dog puns overload! Make sure you don't miss the reference to 1930's European scientists to understand how deeply twisted this sketch really is. While it's not the first time man's best friend becomes less than friendly, this short is an original satire on how we tend to over-customize ourselves and our close ones to fit into artificial moulds. Consider fitness freaks, child beauty pageants and, more to the point, overly-cosmeticized pets. Don't be so naive to think that all these forced modifications won't backfire one day.