Whod have thought that Madonna and Clive Owen could ever be in something enjoyable!? Let alone together! Directed by then husband of Madge, Guy Ritchie, this 6-plus minute vicarious display of spousal abuse is less car porn, and more opportunity to throw a beemer around the streets. It is a great demonstration for the car, and also shows that the Queen of pop is willing to send herself up as a massive see you next Tuesday. Clive Owen seems expendable in his role as narrator / driver, as this is all about Madonna getting what the police call a rough ride. But either way, both actors can count this as potentially the only decent thing on either of their filmographies.