10 Lessons Doctor Who Teaches Us About Christmas

10. It Ain't Necessiarily Snow 

A little over two hundred years ago the Northern Hemisphere was still in the grip of a ‘little ice age,’ and in the UK the winter solstice would sometimes be celebrated with a visit to the capital’s Frost Fair on the banks of the frozen River Thames. These days, of all the winter months, March included, December is the least likely to bring the fluffy white stuff to the UK.

At first we might think then that the Doctor has been incredibly lucky. It always seems to snow at Christmas when he’s on the scene. Not so surprising back in the Victorian era of The Next Doctor and The Snowmen (although in the latter, normal snow becomes sentient thanks to the Great Intelligence), but snow in 2006, 2007 and 2008?

As it happens none of these snowfalls were the real deal, giving cause for the Doctor to be ecstatic when he finally sees ‘snow, real snow’ (albeit on the Ood Sphere). Mind you, the fact that he has a similar reaction on two other occasions, suggests that the Tenth Doctor had something of a snow fetish (The Next Doctor, The Waters of Mars).

2006's offering was ash from the destroyed Sycorax ship, 2007's was artificially created by the Doctor’s TARDIS (so real but unnaturally made), and 2009's was formed from the ballast of the Titanic when it entered the Earth’s atmosphere.

So if you wake up on Christmas morning to a blanket of snow, just remember that it could be something quite different…