13. A Trip To The BP Garage And The Trouser Press Fiasco
As an early morning radio presenter, Alan often finds that days stretch out ahead of him. Here we find out how he likes to fill these days. Strolling confidently down the side of a dual carriageway, Alan makes a trip to the BP garage to buy twelve bottles of windscreen washer fluid. Unfortunately this doesn't fill as much time as Alan may have hoped, so to wile away a few more hours he dismantles his Corby trouser press.