9. "Of Course I'm Not Scared Of Inanimate Household Objects. What Sort Of Freak Do You Take Me For?!"
Erm... the sort of freak who walks the long way to walk to avoid that creepy statue? Your friends wouldn't be laughing at you if it zapped you back in time to the 1920s. It's always better to be safe than sorry. You don't know what's lurking behind that crack in your wall...