A strict disciplinarian at Springfield Elementary, Seymour Skinner is still mentally scarred from his time in Vietnam. Hes often plagued with terrifying flashbacks and hold bitter resentment for the way he was treated. On a lighter note, he lives with his mother Agnes, was once engaged to Edna Krabappel, has a fear for Superintendent Chalmers and has very little time for one Bart Simpson. He drives a 1995 second-hand Toyota Camry. 1995 was a good year for Camrys apparently.
16. Hans Moleman
Despite his odd, prune-like features, diminutive stature and general state, Hans claims to only be 31 years old and a lifetime of drinking has left him looking much, much older. He is almost entirely blind due to cataracts, he always carries a cane and like Ol Gil, hes held many jobs and is always unlucky. It was once revealed that Hans slept with Metallica drummer, Lars Ulrichs grandmother. Ewwww.