20. "Now, My Usual Fee Is 500 Bucks. But Seeing As How It's You, I'm Gonna' Need It In Advance." - Bender
Episode: Put Your Head On My Shoulder (2x10) With Valentine's Day coming up, Fry, desperate for a date comes to Bender for help and he explains how business will go down. When to use it: When your mate, who never ever pays anyone back asks you to buy him a pint with no intention of getting the next round.