19. "Valentine's Day Is Coming? Aw Crap, I Forgot To Get A Girlfriend Again!" - Fry
Episode: Put Your Head On My Shoulder (2x10) Yet another Valentine's Day zinger here from Fry. This one speaks for itself. When to use it: When the importance of Valentine's Day is once again minimal to you this year and your plans for it consist of playing Minecraft in your underwear.