4. "To Alcohol! The Cause Of, And Solution To, All Of Lifes Problems" - Homer
Episode: Homer Vs. The Eighteenth Amendment (8x18) When an old law to prohibit alcohol consumption in Springfield is re-enforced, Homer takes matters into his own hands. He delivers this nugget of wisdom during the beer-filled victory at the end of the episode. When to use it: When a few pints has either got you feeling merry or down in the dumps. This one is as dynamic as they come.