Doctor Who: 11 Utterly Bizarre Toys & Merch You Probably Missed

By Jonathon Carley /

10. Dalek Fluid Neutralizer

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Keeping with the sixties and Dalekmania, we have a product that has no reason to exist at all: first of all, The Dalek Fluid Neutralizer is a gun, something The Doctor never uses in general, nor this one in particular. Looking into the syntax of €˜Dalek Fluid Neutralizer€™ it€™s just feasible that the Daleks use this gun to neutralize every other form of life. If it weren€™t for the fact that Daleks have plungers for hands and their actual guns looked like egg whisks. Additionally, there's the concern that this is a water gun, whose name clearly suggests that the Dalek€™s greatest weakness is water. So that is where the Doctor has been going wrong all this time. Is that what the Doctor did in the Time War? Did he make it rain on Skaro? Of course he didn€™t - such a suggestion is absolutely silly and insulting to the Daleks. The only loophole is that the neutralizing fluid is not specified, though encouraging children to experiment with dangerous and potentially lethal fluids is not a good idea. The efforts would also be futile, because the root of the problem of this item comes in the word €˜Neutralizer€™: Daleks can not be neutralized, they are supreme.