The Snarkiest True Blood Season 6 Recap - Episode 1

By Rebecca Kulik /

Emma managed to fall asleep while running for her life and right after her mother died in front of her, in the arms of her mother€™s 2-week-old boyfriend. Or is it three weeks? I€™ve lost track, sorry. Anyway, Lafayette now sleeps at Merlotte€™s because drunk driving kills€”so I guess he probably lives at Merlotte€™s€”and tells Sam that Luna is famous, and also he was more scared by her than by €œDance Moms.€ Then he delivers the most charming line of the episode: €œYou want something deep fried, dipped in sugar, and fried all over again?€ Then he and Sam have a Serious Conversation, leaving Emma alone in a strange and dark place. Sam has some lines in this scene too. Recapper: Is Lafayette really your first choice for babysitter? Also, I wonder how long it€™ll be before Sookie is recruited to babysit the werewolf offspring in the worst-parenting-decision-ever?